- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Prostitution is bad.......

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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