- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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