- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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