Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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