A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Robin, get in the car, please.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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