- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Your mother just died.

Cheese

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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