- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Robin, get in the car, please.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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