- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A man goes to the potty.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Your sex life.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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