- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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