Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

i like men but im not gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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