- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

What's 1+1? 69.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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