- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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