- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What is the name of the car? What

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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