A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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