A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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