- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

knock knock There's no door

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

A pope meets another one

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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