- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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