Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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Your Mom

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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What do I hate? people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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