Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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The Princess is in another castle

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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