Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What is both bold and brash? Fox

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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