What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Anti Joke

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