Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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A American seeking into mexico

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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