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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

i have yougurt mit traktor

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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