If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Your Mom

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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