- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Asian women drivers...

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

I have read the terms and conditions

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

where is the world?

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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