What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

tim has no humor

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

read me write me

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Your Mom The End.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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