- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

YOU

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

what do you call your mom? mom

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