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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased