- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

13 =B you just learned something

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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