- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

You had better thumbs up this post.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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