- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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