Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

why did you poop because you are a poop

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Adam Chebali has no life

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Jews

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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