Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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