- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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