the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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