do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Knock knock come in.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What are annoying? Ads.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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http://www.com/

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I like touching my boobs

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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