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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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