- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

The Colts this year.

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