Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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