LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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non poop

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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