- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

why wont me daughter eat my feces

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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