what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

your so fat. your fat!

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