- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Whats worse than a joke? This

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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