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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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