What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

whats gay and american? a gay american

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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