- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

who is not good looking? mon morello

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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