A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

wael.. nuff said

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Sarah Palin.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Women's rights.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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