- Anti Joke

A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.