What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Swag.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

This is a joke.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

F? No k

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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