What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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