- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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