- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

I love you

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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