- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

knock knock? come in

the NAACP

what do you call your mama at the gas station

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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