- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

You bumder!

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Obama lin Baden.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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