- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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