- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Beka has AIDS

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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