- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??