Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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