Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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