- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

2 + 2 = 4

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

You bumder!

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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