- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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