- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Boxing on Boxing Day

What's your guys names?

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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