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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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