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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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