Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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