Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

whats my name? Matt

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

AND

Neil is a reterd.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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