- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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