Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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You just read this ..

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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