Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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