- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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