- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Immigration Laws

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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