- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Irish sobriety

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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