what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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Chicken

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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