- Anti Joke

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

your a vagina says you, your a booby

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A jew enters a mall.