A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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