How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Connor is homo

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

all the kids had fun

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