- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Ben Affleck

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

kennah campion when she talks

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