- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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