- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

class is canceled. My professor died.

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