- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

You're a big fat monkey.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Dumbledore dies.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Good job, son.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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