- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

How long is a china man?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

It got hit by a rocket.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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