Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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