- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Once, I went to Peru.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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