- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What are annoying? Ads.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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