- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Robin, get in the car, please.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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