Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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