- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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