- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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