- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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