Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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poopoo

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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