- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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