the midget went to the midget store

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Abortion.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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