women's rights

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

bangers and mash?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

So a baby seal walks into a club.

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Men

What's long and black The unemployment line

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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