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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

aodhan hearty

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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