- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

so the weather's nice...

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

^ That's not even funny ^

brock has small hands for a small job

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Neil Lewis

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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