What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What's one plus one? two.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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