- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

im not black, im Joseph Kony

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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