- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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