- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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