Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

13 =B you just learned something

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Waseem is a hard worker.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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